…were discussing whether it was better to spend time with one’s wife or mistress.
The architect said he wanted to spend time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress because of the passion and mystery.
The accountant said “Both”.
“Both?” queries the other two.
“Yes” says the accountant. If you have a wife and a mistress then both will assume when you are away that you are spending time with the other”.
“Then you can go to the office and get some work done”.